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London Ghosting Epidemic 

Alan Nafzger

Scientists Say 75% of Londoners Have Been Ghosted Ghosters Report Distress, Demand Sympathy LONDON, 18 October 2026 – Britain is confronting an unprecedented romantic emergency after a widely reported survey figure suggested that 75% of people have experienced ghosting, the modern dating practice in which one romantic partner vanishes without warning, explanation or the basic courtesy traditionally extended to someone delivering a fridge-freezer. According to recent reporting on the ghosting…

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London’s Six-Month “We’ll Definitely Do Drinks” Queue

Camden Rose

London Woman Discovers She Wasn’t Being Ghosted, She Was Merely Stuck in London’s Six-Month “We’ll Definitely Do Drinks” Queue LONDON — A London marketing executive has reportedly spent three months believing she was in the early stages of a promising romance before discovering she had, in fact, accidentally enrolled herself in Britain’s least efficient institution: the modern London dating scene. Friends say the confusion is understandable, since the early symptoms of…

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London Dating Now an Official Olympic Event

Alan Nafzger

London Dating Now an Official Olympic Event After Locals Complete 47 First Dates Without Requiring Therapy, a Solicitor, or a Will Capital’s Singles Discover Soulmates Are Nice, But a Zone 1 Postcode Is Practically a Marriage Licence LONDON — Officials have reportedly declared modern London dating an endurance sport after researchers discovered the average singleton now spends more time refreshing dating apps than sleeping, eating, or pretending to understand the Piccadilly…