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Sixty-Day Peace Process: What Can We Expect?

Iran Begins Historic Sixty-Day Process Of Doing Absolutely Nothing Tehran Celebrates Successful Agreement To Discuss Whether It Agreed To The Agreement TEHRAN, Iran – Iranian officials celebrated Friday after completing the first twenty-four hours of their historic sixty-day diplomatic initiative, during which they successfully signed an agreement, questioned the agreement, accepted the agreement conditionally, rejected several interpretations of the agreement and cancelled the first meeting intended to implement the agreement.…

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Iran Deal: The Fine Print

Trump Announces Historic Iran Deal, Insists Everyone Will Read The Fine Print Eventually Iran Agrees Not To Build Nuclear Weapons, Reserves The Right To Pursue Extremely Suspicious Science Projects LONDON —  President Donald Trump has announced what officials are calling a “historic” US-Iran framework deal this week, a diplomatic document so important that several members of Congress immediately demanded to read it before pretending they had already read it. Westminster,…

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UK Announces Bold New Economic Strategy

UK Announces Bold New Economic Strategy: “If You Can Freeze It, You Can Probably Spend It” London Accidentally Invents the World’s First Government Pickpocketing Policy LONDON – In a development economists are calling “the most British financial manoeuvre since charging tourists £30 to see a clock,” the United Kingdom is now considering taking control of £2.5 billion from the sale of Chelsea Football Club, money that technically still belongs to former…