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Sarah Ferguson Plans Another Comeback

Former Duchess Denies Memoir as Experts Ask What She’s Returning To LONDON, England — Sarah Ferguson is once again being discussed as a candidate for a spectacular public comeback, which raises a question that has troubled Britain for decades. Come back to what? Fergie isn’t a working royal. She no longer holds her former title. Her marriage ended in 1996. And yet the idea of her returning to public life…

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Sarah Ferguson Finds Britain’s Best Royal Pension Plan

Outliving the Royals Pays Better Than Marrying Into Them LONDON, ENGLAND – Sarah Ferguson has reportedly discovered a revolutionary form of long-term financial planning that requires no investments, employment, qualifications or particular understanding of compound interest. All that is necessary is membership in the British Royal Family, an excellent memory and sufficient patience to survive several major family anniversaries. Reports have suggested that Ferguson could eventually reconsider publishing a royal…