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Silicon Valley Billionaires Spend $800 Billion Developing Artificial Intelligence, Now Recommend Keeping $200 in Cash in Case It Actually Works

Tech Industry That Promised to Eliminate Human Error Discovers Human Error Was the Only Thing Keeping Civilization Alive SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA – After pouring roughly $800 billion into machines designed to remake civilization, America’s artificial intelligence industry is now advising ordinary people to keep emergency cash in the house in case the remaking goes through. The advice traces back to an October 16 Futurism report on AI researcher Andreas Stuhlmüller,…

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America’s World Cup

America Gets Hold of the World Cup Final and Immediately Invents a £9,500 Members’ Bar NEW JERSEY — There is a very old and very British tradition of standing on a cold terrace, eating a pie of uncertain provenance, and paying a perfectly reasonable sum to watch football. Naturally, the moment the World Cup Final landed on American soil, this tradition was taken out back and shot. According to Britannica Money’s…