Tesco Predicts Alcohol-Free Christmas, British Families Demand Government Explain How They Are Supposed to Endure Their Relatives Sober
Supermarket predicts healthier festive drinking habits as millions of Britons confront terrifying possibility of spending six hours listening to Uncle Derek discuss parking regulations LONDON – Britain’s largest supermarket has delivered the most alarming Christmas forecast since the government began encouraging households to calculate the carbon footprint of Brussels sprouts. Tesco expects shoppers to embrace a healthier festive season, with increased demand for low-alcohol and alcohol-free drinks. The retailer has…
