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Most British Conversation Ever Recorded at Wimbledon

Reporters Accidentally Capture the Most British Conversation Ever Recorded at Wimbledon LONDON — Reporters from The London Prat found themselves seated both directly in front of and behind Pippa and Carole Middleton during Wimbledon, in what tennis historians are already calling the most significant seating arrangement since the invention of the deckchair. What follows is a full transcript, obtained through diligent eavesdropping, aggressive lip-reading, and the kind of enthusiastic assumption…