Tag: energy prices

Governance News

Socialism Promises Free Electricity, Power Station Requests Actual Fuel

Vivienne Pratfall

Energy minister announces electricity is now a human right, but engineers warn that turbines remain stubbornly dependent on physics rather than political enthusiasm LONDON – Britain’s theoretical socialist government has announced that electricity will become free for every household, prompting celebrations across the country and considerable confusion among the engineers responsible for generating it. Under the Universal Energy Equality Programme, every citizen will be entitled to unlimited affordable electricity, although…

Business

Interest Rates Frozen at 3.75%

Violet Woolf

Interest Rates Frozen at 3.75% Until Economy Agrees to Stop Having International Events Bank of England Asks Wars, Oil Markets and Foreign Governments to Respect Its Forward Guidance All 70 Economists Surveyed Expect No Change LONDON, England — The Bank of England is expected to hold interest rates at 3.75% after concluding that the British economy remains highly vulnerable to international events occurring without prior permission from Threadneedle Street. All…