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Trump Declares War on His Own Spies

Trump Declares War on His Own Spies After Discovering the CIA Gave His Briefing a “Deep Tissue,” Demands Full Refund By The London Prat’s Man in Washington — Filing From a Bar Near the White House With a Suspiciously Good View WASHINGTON — Donald Trump has accused his own intelligence services of “deliberately massaging” his daily briefing, which is either the gravest constitutional crisis America has faced in years or…

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Britain’s New Guide to Political Debate

Keep Calm and Carry a Panic Button: Britain’s New Guide to Political Debate By The London Prat Political Desk — filed from a secure, undisclosed constituency surgery with reinforced glass and a very calm receptionist Britain, the nation that gave the world the filibuster, the stiff upper lip, and the sentence “with the greatest respect,” has quietly upgraded its national pastime. Where once a disgruntled voter might write a strongly…