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Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland Form Celtic Alliance

Hannah Miller

Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland Form Celtic Alliance, England Checks Whether Anyone Still Wants the Shared Netflix Password Celtic nations unite against Westminster, immediately discover independence comes in three completely different sizes Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have taken another step toward what political leaders call constitutional change, prompting England to wander into the hallway wearing slippers and ask whether everybody is still coming round for Christmas. Nationalist leaders from…

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Celtexit Planned for Britain

Morag Sinclair

Celtexit: Britain Planned Its Breakup Before Anyone Even Voted The constitutional panic is magnificent: Reform has not won the next election, yet several politicians are already measuring Britain for four separate removal vans. Officials have not agreed on a single policy for the imaginary government they are furious about, but they have already agreed on a name for the imaginary divorce: Celtexit. It is Brexit’s damper, sadder cousin, conceived not in…

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Celtexit Theatened by UK Marxists

Morag Sinclair

Celtexit: Democracy Is Sacred Until It Produces a Government That Actually Works The constitutional panic is magnificent: Reform has not won the next election, yet several politicians are already measuring Britain for four separate removal vans. Marxists Threaten to Dissolve United Kingdom Unless Failed Policies Receive Another 100 Years to Begin Working — Welcome to Celtexit Celtic progressives announce they will take their ball, their bureaucracy and several billion pounds…