Henry VIII Returns to Britain, Immediately Booked for Open Mic Night by Desperate Comedy Promoter An eyewitness account, dictated personally by His Majesty King Henry VIII, transcribed under protest by a nervous stenographer who kept asking if this was “a bit.” I woke up on my own grave at Windsor, which I will admit is not how I pictured my triumphant return to England. I had assumed trumpets. I had…
The Left Eats Its Own: Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed š½ļøš¤ There is a sacred ritual on the modern Left. It is older than Twitter, stronger than irony, and far more predictable than a Tesla recall. First, they build a hero. Then they worship the hero. Then, one morning, the hero wakes up and discovers he has been breaded, fried, and served with a smug dipping sauce.…
Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom Meets Modern British Left-Wing Politics Here we go ā a gleeful, snark-seasoned satirical riff onĀ Mark Twain’sĀ immortal wisdom: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” ā¦as applied to the bizarre, theatrical pantomime we keep calling modern British left-wing politics. šŖļøš Twain’s Quote Meets Today’s British Left (And the Queue Never Ends) Let’s unpack this with…
