Play Dirty Review: 4.7, and the Activity Bar Wins Again
Play Dirty Review: 4.7, and the Activity Bar Wins Again | An experience cannot be delivered on demand. An activity can. It is the most useful thing this survey has produced.
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Half Moon Review: The Cheap Room Wins Again and It Always Does
Half Moon Review: The Cheap Room Wins Again and It Always Does | A converted chapel, under a tenner, and in eight postcodes the cheap venues out-rate the expensive ones every time
Big Easy Review: Six Thousand People, and Westfield Is a Footfall Machine
Big Easy Review: Six Thousand People, and Westfield Is a Footfall Machine | The largest sample in this district, and almost nobody in it chose this restaurant
Kenton Review: A 4.6, and the Small Room Wins Again
Kenton Review: A 4.6, and the Small Room Wins Again | Eight hundred people, and the one variable that has predicted a high rating in every district without exception
Roof East Review: The Twenty-Sixth Rooftop, and It Escaped Because It Is an Activity
Roof East Review: The Twenty-Sixth Rooftop, and It Escaped Because It Is an Activity | A car park roof with batting cages and crazy golf, and it beat the cluster by not selling the weather
Big Easy Review: Fifteen Thousand People, and That Number Cannot Be Faked
Big Easy Review: Fifteen Thousand People, and That Number Cannot Be Faked | The largest sample in this district by a distance, and volume is the hardest thing in this survey
Savage Garden Review: The Twenty-Third Rooftop, and the File Is Closed
Savage Garden Review: The Twenty-Third Rooftop, and the File Is Closed | A 4.1, and there are only three ways off a roof, and this one used none of them
Boom Battle Bar O2 Review: A 4.9, and the Activity Bar Wins Every Single Time
Boom Battle Bar O2 Review: A 4.9, and the Activity Bar Wins Every Single Time | An experience cannot be delivered on demand. An activity can. It has never once failed.
C’s Bar Review: No Rating At All, and That Is How Limehouse Ends
C’s Bar Review: No Rating At All, and That Is How Limehouse Ends | Eighty-six articles on the river, and it finishes with a bar the system does not know exists
Back To Mine Review: A 4.7, and the Small Room Wins Again
Back To Mine Review: A 4.7, and the Small Room Wins Again | One hundred and sixty-seven people, and the one variable that has predicted a high score in every district
Boom Battle Bar Liverpool Street Review: The Third One, and the Chain Is Consistent
Boom Battle Bar Liverpool Street Review: The Third One, and the Chain Is Consistent | Three branches, three enormous samples, and all of them at 4.8 or better – which is invisible and expensive
COCO Review: A 4.6 From Nearly Eight Thousand, and Volume Punishes
COCO Review: A 4.6 From Nearly Eight Thousand, and Volume Punishes | The second-largest sample in this district, and every one of those evenings is in the average forever
Escape Bar Review: A 4.7, and the Escape Room Is the Purest Activity There Is
Escape Bar Review: A 4.7, and the Escape Room Is the Purest Activity There Is | You will be locked in. You will get out, or you will not. And most groups do not.
Hangar Review: A 3.2 From Nine People, Which Is Not a Number
Hangar Review: A 3.2 From Nine People, Which Is Not a Number | Nine reviews cannot say anything about anything, and they are shown to you as though they can
Bat and Ball Review: A 4.4 From Six Thousand, and the Activity Bar Wins Again
Bat and Ball Review: A 4.4 From Six Thousand, and the Activity Bar Wins Again | An experience cannot be delivered on demand. An activity can. It has not failed once.
Baza Review: A Perfect 5.0 From Twenty-Four, and We Are Going to Refuse It
Baza Review: A Perfect 5.0 From Twenty-Four, and We Are Going to Refuse It | The proof is unanswerable, and it is the same bar in two postcodes with two different scores
Lobby Lounge Review: Twelve Reviews, and Two Dead Words in One Name
Lobby Lounge Review: Twelve Reviews, and Two Dead Words in One Name | A lobby you wait in, a lounge you lounge in, and neither word is doing any work at all
Notes Review: A 3.6, and the Station Kiosk Cannot Win
Notes Review: A 3.6, and the Station Kiosk Cannot Win | Seven hundred people rating a queue, and the venue is being marked on somebody else’s train
Northcote Review: A 4.6, and the Small Room Wins Again
Northcote Review: A 4.6, and the Small Room Wins Again | Nine hundred people, and size is the one variable that has predicted a high rating in every district
Lounge Review: Sixteen Reviews, and the Word Is Doing Nothing At All
Lounge Review: Sixteen Reviews, and the Word Is Doing Nothing At All | A lounge used to promise a chair you could stay in, and charge you extra for it, and everybody understood
Clays Review: A 4.8, and the Activity Bar Beats Everything Again
Clays Review: A 4.8, and the Activity Bar Beats Everything Again | Simulated clay shooting, and it delivers exactly what it promises, every single time
Bokan Review: The Twenty-Fourth Rooftop, and It Escaped Because It Has Walls
Bokan Review: The Twenty-Fourth Rooftop, and It Escaped Because It Has Walls | A 4.5 on a high floor, and it is one of the three ways off a roof