London Introduces “Assimilation Olympics”
London Introduces “Assimilation Olympics,” Awards Gold Medal for Complaining About the Weather and Arguing About Whether a Scone Is Pronounced “Skon” or “Skohn” LONDON — Britain has been quietly hosting its own Assimilation Olympics for decades, and the results are in: the gold medal goes to whoever can spend the longest amount of time living among people they’ve never spoken to, the silver goes to the person who moved from Surrey to…
