Meghan: Artisanal Financial Devastation
Meghan Markle Invents Exciting New Netflix Genre: “Artisanal Financial Devastation” Streaming Giant Confirms Millions Unaccounted For, Possibly Folded Into Linen Napkins at Montecito Tea Service There are flops. There are spectacular flops. And then there is whatever you call it when a global streaming platform hands a former actress one hundred million dollars and receives, in return, forty-two minutes of someone arranging wildflowers whilst gazing meaningfully at a farmers’ market. The word,…