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Burnham Persuades Trump to Buy Half of Manchester

Trump Persuaded to Buy Half of Manchester, but Burnham Will Keep the Soccer Clubs New Prime Minister Offers US President City-Centre Property, Two Tram Lines and Complimentary Access to the Northern Powerhouse Brochure By Lowri Griffiths | Manchester Here’s the satire, with Manchester treated as a distressed luxury asset and its football clubs hidden beneath a constitutional tea towel. ⚽🏗️🇺🇸 Burnham Persuades Trump to Purchase Half of Manchester MANCHESTER, ENGLAND…

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Starmer’s Government Running on Denial

Starmer’s Government Now Running on Denial, Tea, and Aggressive Eye Contact Five observations immediately floated through Westminster after Labour’s cabinet emergency meeting dissolved into what one BBC producer described as “the emotional atmosphere of a regional airport during lightning delays.” Labour ministers now defend Keir Starmer using the exact tone British families use whilst discussing an elderly dog that “still has some fight left in him.” BBC journalists reportedly burned 14,000…