Haunted Downing Street Declared Official After Latest Cabinet Reshuffle Residents report unexplained resignations, sudden disappearances and a building that seems to eat its own ministers WESTMINSTER — Paranormal investigators touring Whitehall this Halloween have reportedly identified Number 10 Downing Street as the most active haunted site in central London, beating out the Tower of London on the strength of one simple metric: nobody who goes inside seems to stay very long. The evidence, admittedly, is compelling. Earlier this year, four parliamentary private secretaries resigned within days of each other, swiftly followed by four junior ministers, including one Minister of Safeguarding and one Victims Minister, both departing a government whose own back benches were, by that point, openly calling for the Prime Minister to set a departure date. Around eighty Labour MPs reportedly wanted him gone. In any other building, this would be called an exorcism. In Westminster, it is called Tuesday. The case for a haunted Downing Street Classic haunted house indicators are all present and correct. Doors appear to open and close of their own accord, in the sense that ministerial doors open for new arrivals roughly as fast as they close behind the departing ones. Strange noises echo through empty corridors, in the sense that most of those corridors are now echoing because there is nobody left in post…
