A transport network that was obsolete within fifty years, and it is the best thing in this district
Number 90 holds a 4.1 from two thousand three hundred and forty-seven people, charges ten to twenty pounds, and it is on the canal.
Which is the reason this entire district exists, and which was made obsolete within about fifty years of being finished.
What a canal was for
Coal. And grain, and timber, and bricks, and anything else that is heavy and cheap.
Because before the railway, moving a tonne of anything overland was ruinously expensive.
The horse is the whole argument
Because a horse pulling a cart, on a bad road, manages perhaps a tonne.
And the same horse, walking on a towpath, pulling a boat, manages something in the region of fifty tonnes.
Same animal. Same effort.
Because water has almost no friction, and a floating hull carries its own weight, and the horse is only overcoming drag rather than lifting anything at all.
Fifty times the load. That is the invention. There is nothing else to it.
And it built industrial Britain
Because suddenly you could put a factory anywhere on the network and get coal to it.
And the canals were dug at enormous speed, at enormous cost, by hand, by men with shovels – the navvies, which is short for navigators, because they were building navigations.
They were the largest civil engineering works this country had attempted since the Romans.
And then the railway
Which killed them almost immediately.
Because a train is faster, and it goes uphill, and it does not freeze in winter, and it does not need a horse.
And the canal companies had spent everything on the digging, and could not compete, and a great many of them were bought by the railways specifically in order to be run down.
Eight postcodes and twelve hundred and thirty-seven articles.
An industry is not killed by a rival. It is killed by somebody making the whole thing unnecessary.
And that is why it is lovely
Which is the finding, and it is the whole of this district.
Because the canal survived precisely because it stopped being useful.
Nobody filled it in, because filling in a canal is expensive and there was no particular reason to bother.
So it sat there, ignored, for a century – and it is now the best public space in Hackney Wick, and there are boats on it, and people walk along it.
The things that survive are the things nobody could be bothered to destroy.
Verdict
Cheap, honest number, and sit by the water.
And the navvies were treated appallingly
Which should be said, because the canals are usually presented as a triumph of engineering with no people in them.
They were dug by hand. With picks and shovels and wheelbarrows. In the wet.
And the navvies lived in encampments alongside the works – moving as the cutting moved – and the mortality was serious, and the injury rate was worse.
They were paid, frequently, in tokens redeemable only at a shop the contractor owned – which is called the truck system, and it meant a man could work for months and see almost no actual money.
It was made illegal, repeatedly, which is always the sign that a law is failing.

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