Angel and Crown Review: Two Signs Joined Because Two Pubs Merged

Angel and Crown Review: Two Signs Joined Because Two Pubs Merged

The double name is almost always a marriage, a merger, or a landlord bringing his old sign with him

The Angel and Crown holds a 4.6 from three hundred and four reviews, charges ten to twenty pounds, and the name is two names, and that is not decorative.

The double name

Which is extremely common – and which almost always means one of three things.

One: two pubs merged. One closed, or was bought, and the surviving house took both signs, because both had customers and neither wanted to lose them.

Two: a marriage. Two heraldic badges joined, because two families did – and the sign is a piece of genealogy nobody can read any more.

Three: a landlord moved, and brought his old sign with him, and hung it beside the new one.

The Angel and Crown. Two signs. That almost always means two pubs.

Which is why they are so strange

Because the combinations do not make sense – and they were never meant to.

The Elephant and Castle. The Lamb and Flag. The Eagle and Child. The Bull and Mouth. The Goat and Compasses.

And people have spent centuries inventing explanations for them – the Goat and Compasses is supposedly a corruption of God encompasseth us, which is repeated everywhere and which is almost certainly nonsense.

It is very probably just a goat, and a pair of compasses – which is the badge of the carpenters.

Two trade badges, on one board, because two rooms became one.

Which is the finding

Eight postcodes and twelve hundred and sixty-nine articles.

A thing exists. Nobody wrote down why. And a beautiful explanation is supplied, later, by somebody who could not bear the gap.

The Elephant and Castle is a cutler’s badge, and it is about ivory – the elephant with a howdah on its back, which somebody misread as a castle.

And the Bull and Mouth is very probably Boulogne Mouth – the harbour – worn down by four hundred years of English mouths that could not manage the French.

Which is the same machine as the Elephant and Castle, and as Charing Cross, and as very nearly every strange name in London.

The word gets worn down by being said, and then somebody invents a picture to fit the sound.

A bridegroom is now, etymologically, the bride’s stable-boy – because the Old English word guma died out, and speakers patched the hole with something that sounded similar and made a kind of sense.

And nobody has ever fixed it, and nobody ever will, because nobody is in charge.

Which is why the double names survive: nobody could correct them, because there was no correct answer to correct them to.

And nobody repaints

Which is why they survive.

Because a sign costs money to change, and it is the address, and people find the place by it – and a landlord who repaints has thrown away the one asset he did not pay for.

Nobody ever repaints a pub sign – unless it becomes dangerous, and then everybody does, all at once, and very quietly.

Verdict

Excellent, cheap, strong number.

One thought on “Angel and Crown Review: Two Signs Joined Because Two Pubs Merged”

  1. This is what happens when someone decides to chronicle the moment when governance became exclusively about process rather than purpose or outcomes.

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