A classic old pub name – ‘The New Inn’, one of the most traditional names of all, often (with cheerful irony) among the oldest inns in town
The New Inn holds three hundred and forty-four reviews and a 4.5 – a strong score on a good sample – and it bears one of the most classic, traditional, and quietly amusing of all English pub names: “The New Inn,” a name so old and so common that the “new” inns bearing it are very often, with cheerful irony, among the oldest in their towns.
The cheerful paradox
“The New Inn” is one of the great classic pub names, and one of the most quietly amusing – for it carries a delightful built-in paradox. The name “New Inn” was, of course, given to an inn when it was new – but many “New Inns” were named so long ago that they are now, in fact, among the oldest inns in their towns. There is a genuine and cheerful irony to it – the “New Inn” that has been the “New Inn” for two, three, four hundred years or more, its “newness” now a charming historical joke. It is a lovely quirk of English pub naming – the venerable old inn still cheerfully called “new,” the name a fossil of a long-ago newness. This cheerful paradox is part of the name’s charm – the old “New Inn,” its name a delightful reminder of just how long it has stood. There is genuine warmth and humour in it – the cheerful, paradoxical, venerable “New Inn.”
The classic inn name
“The New Inn” is also one of the most classic and traditional of all inn names, found the length and breadth of England. It is a simple, honest, traditional name – originally given, straightforwardly, to a newly-built or newly-opened inn, distinguishing it from the older inns of the town. It became one of the great common pub names – simple, honest, traditional, found in countless towns and villages across the land. There is a lovely, honest, unpretentious quality to it – the plain, straightforward “New Inn,” the honest traditional name. To bear the name “The New Inn” is to carry this classic, traditional, honest heritage – the simple old inn name, found across the land, plain and honest and traditional. It roots the pub in the deep and honest tradition of the English inn – the classic, common, traditional “New Inn.”
The welcoming inn
Above all, “The New Inn” carries the warm and welcoming character of the traditional English inn. “Inn” is one of the most evocative and traditional of all words for a hostelry – the old resting-place for travellers, rich with centuries of hospitality and welcome. “The New Inn” promises exactly this warm, traditional, welcoming character – the honest old inn, the warm welcome, the good cheer and hospitality of the traditional English pub. And its strong score across a good sample suggests it delivers this well – a genuinely good, warm, welcoming, well-liked traditional inn. There is real warmth and appeal in it – the cheerfully-paradoxical name, the classic traditional character, the warm and welcoming hospitality. It is exactly the kind of honest, warm, traditional inn that this survey admires – the venerable old “New Inn,” welcoming as ever.
There is genuine warmth and charm in the name – the cheerful paradox of the venerable “New Inn,” the classic traditional character, the warm and welcoming hospitality. It is a classic, traditional, quietly amusing English pub name, warm with the character of the old English inn. Its strong score across a good sample marks it as a genuinely good and popular pub, worthily bearing its classic name. The Prat’s naming desk, charmed by the cheerful paradox, salutes the venerable old “New Inn,” and raises a warm and welcoming glass.
The pub
A strong, popular pub doing a good 4.5 across a good sample, classically named “The New Inn” – one of the most traditional of all inn names, its “newness” often (with cheerful irony) a centuries-old joke.
Verdict
Strong, popular, and cheerfully classic – the New Inn, a warm and traditional inn whose name carries a delightful centuries-old paradox.
Have a pint at the New Inn, and enjoy the cheerful name – “The New Inn,” one of the most classic and traditional of all inn names, its “newness” very often, with charming irony, among the oldest things in town.
Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. He currently lives in Holloway, North London. Contact: [email protected]

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