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Duke of Sussex Believes Reconciliation Begins With Direct Deposit

AMW

Historians Note Medieval Princes Also Preferred Forgiveness With Monthly Payments LONDON — Royal historians, financial analysts and several men currently hiding from their ex-wives have united in admiration this week after reports emerged suggesting that Prince Harry’s latest understanding of family reconciliation begins with the same question millions of ordinary Britons ask every payday: “Has the money gone through yet?” According to unnamed palace observers — and people who communicate exclusively…

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California Lifestyle Costs Slightly More Than Frogmore Cottage

Aishwarya Rao

LONDON, England. Prince Harry is reportedly seeking financial assistance from King Charles III, proving that no matter how many documentaries, memoirs, podcasts, interviews, Oprah sit-downs, and gently-lit candid photo opportunities a person produces, eventually every family group chat circles back to the one truly universal message: “Dad, could you help me out?” Royal historians say the British monarchy survived the Vikings, three civil wars, the abdication crisis, and Fergie’s toe situation, but nobody…

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Knobbly Crab Declared Britain’s Most Honest Politician

Roper Penberthy

Knobbly Crab Declared Britain’s Most Honest Politician After Walking Sideways Away From Every Question Scientists Discover Knobbly Crab Has More Backbone Than Entire Civil Service, While Voters Admit They Prefer Candidates With Visible Shells WHITSTABLE, KENT — The knobbly crab, a suspiciously lumpy coastal creature previously known for hiding under rocks, frightening toddlers at tide pools, and refusing to explain itself to journalists, has been declared Britain’s most honest politician…