Ecclesiastes 3:1: Ministers Order an Inquiry Into Autumn
The Government’s Perspective: Ecclesiastes 3:1 Is Referred to a Select Committee Because God Failed to Publish a Timetable WESTMINSTER, LONDON: The government has announced a cross-departmental initiative to bring autumn under greater democratic oversight after commuters demanded an explanation for why seasonal leaves continue to interfere with London railway services. The newly established Minister for Seasonal Accountability, Oliver Wetherby, said the public had endured enough surprises from the natural world.…