Whitehall Orders Men to Stop Having Unlicensed Opinions LONDON, England — Britain has discovered a terrifying new public health emergency. It isn’t cancer, tuberculosis, obesity or the possibility of dying of old age while waiting for an NHS appointment. It’s men talking to other men. According to a report published in The Lancet and covered by The Guardian, the online manosphere should be treated as a public health problem, comparable…
USA News Media Declares War on Romaine After Discovering Salad Has Political Opinions By Alan Nafzger | Bohiney.com Washington, D.C. — The moment the FDA traced a cyclospora outbreak to a Taylor Farms facility, a senior producer at a major cable network reportedly sprinted through the newsroom waving a printout of a 2022 campaign contribution like it was the Zapruder film. Eyewitnesses describe colleagues weeping openly, not from sadness, but…
Doctors Express Mild Concern About Smoking | Nation Lights Another One to Think It Over
London Announces New Obesity Prevention Strategy: Mandatory Stairs Instead of Elevators in All Public Buildings | City Council Declares Physical Fitness Initiative “The Onion Method”
The British Health Inequality Scandal: Living Longer if You Live in the Right Postcode | The Marmot Review, Life Expectancy Gaps, Deprivation, Austerity’s Health Consequences, and the Social Determinants of Who Gets Ill and Who Does Not
Britain Reviews Nuclear Preparedness | Reassures Public That Ducking Remains Effective
