Starmer Solves Everything
Starmer Solves Everything by Firing One Guy Nobody Voted For Anyway Westminster awoke this week to the soothing sound of a single, distant chair scraping backward. Crisis, it turns out, has a very specific noise. According to sources who spoke on condition of remaining permanently employed, Keir Starmer resolved the latest Labour turbulence by removing one individual whose name polls suggest the public had never encountered, mispronounced, or Googled. The move was hailed as…
