Socialist Economy Achieves Full Employment by Hiring Six Men to Supervise One Shovel
Government celebrates record job creation after discovering that employing more people is considerably easier than ensuring anybody produces something useful LONDON – Britain’s theoretical socialist government has announced that unemployment has been eliminated following a groundbreaking public employment programme in which six people are now required to supervise the operation of a single shovel. The National Productive Employment Initiative has created thousands of positions in administration, supervision, workplace equality, occupational…