Jo Malone London Myrrh Tonka Declared ‘Too Cosy For Public Safety’ By London Fragrance Board | A London board warns Jo Malone London Myrrh Tonka is so cosy that wearers refuse to leave the sofa or finish a sentence. Mock-news from the lab.
Jo Malone London Wood Sage Sea Salt Cologne So Evocative Wearers Insist They Can Hear Seagulls | The Jo Malone London Wood Sage Sea Salt cologne is so convincingly coastal that devotees report a phantom sense of standing on a British beach.
Jo Malone London English Pear & Freesia Cologne: The Smell Of Pretending You Have A Garden | Jo Malone London English Pear & Freesia Cologne is the brand’s signature scent – ripe pear, white freesia, patchouli. A deadpan guide to a British icon.
