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Trump Visits Ireland

Trump Visits Ireland, Solves 800 Years of History Before Lunch Trump Says Irish Are Friendly and Vicious, Nation Proud President Has Finally Understood the Pub President Donald Trump arrived in Ireland for a two-day visit and promptly wandered into one of Europe’s most delicate constitutional questions with the conversational confidence of a man deciding whether the clubhouse should serve soup. Asked about Irish reunification during a meeting with Taoiseach Micheál…

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Celtexit Planned for Britain

Celtexit: Britain Planned Its Breakup Before Anyone Even Voted The constitutional panic is magnificent: Reform has not won the next election, yet several politicians are already measuring Britain for four separate removal vans. Officials have not agreed on a single policy for the imaginary government they are furious about, but they have already agreed on a name for the imaginary divorce: Celtexit. It is Brexit’s damper, sadder cousin, conceived not in…

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Celtexit Theatened by UK Marxists

Celtexit: Democracy Is Sacred Until It Produces a Government That Actually Works The constitutional panic is magnificent: Reform has not won the next election, yet several politicians are already measuring Britain for four separate removal vans. Marxists Threaten to Dissolve United Kingdom Unless Failed Policies Receive Another 100 Years to Begin Working — Welcome to Celtexit Celtic progressives announce they will take their ball, their bureaucracy and several billion pounds…