Tag: British monarchy satire

Culture Royals

Prince Andrew’s Royal Secrets

AMW

Prince Andrew’s Emergency Royal Secrets Menu: The Alleged Leverage List Nobody Asked For Palace insiders say Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor may possess a vault of embarrassing royal information and is rumoured to consider using it as leverage to avoid further legal jeopardy. According to Wikipedia’s exhaustively updated timeline, Andrew was arrested in February 2026 on suspicion of misconduct in public office and released under investigation — which, in palace language, translates roughly…

Culture Royals

King Charles: “I’m Too Tired For This.”

Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.

LONDON — In what palace aides are describing as a “strategic redistribution of ceremonial waving responsibilities,” King Charles III is reportedly considering a bold new royal doctrine known internally as Operation Sit Down. According to a senior courtier who requested anonymity because he still wants Christmas pudding privileges, the King recently surveyed a week of ribbon cuttings, tree plantings, and polite nodding — and quietly murmured, “I’m too tired for this. Here’s the…

Culture Political Royals

Labour Government Announces Bold New Plan

Harriet Collins

Labour Government Uses the “King’s Speech” to Announce Bold New Plan to Solve Everything Through Slogans and Mild Clapping 🇬🇧👏 Five Observations That Escaped Westminster During the King’s Speech Britons immediately suspected the speech lacked specifics because every sentence sounded like it belonged on a reusable grocery bag sold in the gift shop of a museum about aspiration. Labour MPs applauded so often during the speech that several journalists assumed…