King Charles: “I’m Too Tired For This.”
LONDON — In what palace aides are describing as a “strategic redistribution of ceremonial waving responsibilities,” King Charles III is reportedly considering a bold new royal doctrine known internally as Operation Sit Down. According to a senior courtier who requested anonymity because he still wants Christmas pudding privileges, the King recently surveyed a week of ribbon cuttings, tree plantings, and polite nodding — and quietly murmured, “I’m too tired for this. Here’s the…