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Quiet Quitting Marriage Is Cheaper Than Divorce in Britain

Yasmina Khan

Cheaper Than Divorce, With Less Conversation LONDON – Britain has enthusiastically embraced the international phenomenon of quiet quitting marriage, discovering that couples can stop loving one another without the expense, inconvenience or unpleasant emotional openness associated with divorce. Under the increasingly discussed arrangement, husbands and wives remain legally married while conducting separate emotional lives, occasionally gathering in the kitchen to negotiate access to the kettle. The development has been welcomed…

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British Man Who Has Watched Pornography Every Night for 30 Years Suddenly Discovers Government Has Been More Interested in His Sex Life Than His Wife Has Since 1997

Harper Thames

Croydon Husband Discovers His Most Intimate Relationship Is Now With a Parliamentary Committee CROYDON, ENGLAND | A 63-year-old married man has expressed profound emotional confusion after discovering that the British government has devoted considerable parliamentary attention to online pornography, a subject his wife last raised during an argument about their telephone bill in 1997. Gerald Puddington, a retired refrigerator salesman and husband of thirty-six years, said he had never expected…