Philosopher Publishes Paper Proving Socrates Was the First Prompt Engineer
Ancient Greek “just asking questions” technique predates ChatGPT by 2,400 years; Silicon Valley requests royalties be paid to estate.
A peer-reviewed paper published this month in the Journal of Applied Digital Humanities has concluded, with what its author calls “rigorous inevitability,” that Socrates of Athens was the world’s first prompt engineer — a finding that has delighted tech circles and horrified classicists in roughly equal measure.
The Argument
Dr. Callum Firth of King’s College London argues that the Socratic Method — iterative questioning, contextual reframing, and eliciting knowledge through structured dialogue — maps precisely onto modern prompt engineering techniques. “Socrates never just asked ‘what is justice?'” writes Firth. “He established the persona, set the constraints, requested step-by-step reasoning, and iterated based on outputs. He was doing chain-of-thought prompting. In a toga.”
The paper cites Stanford’s Encyclopaedia of Philosophy extensively, which has led several tech journalists to describe it as “well-sourced,” a phrase that has never before been applied to a thinkpiece about ChatGPT.
The Response From Silicon Valley
Reaction from the Bay Area was swift. Several AI influencers posted that they had “always felt a Socratic energy” in their work. One prompt engineering course provider updated their website to include a quote from Plato. The quote was generated by AI. It is not clear Plato said it. Nobody has checked.
“The Socratic Method is literally just few-shot prompting with follow-up queries,” tweeted one Stanford dropout who has raised $40 million to build a “collaborative AI reasoning platform.” He was, experts confirm, describing a conversation.
What Aristotle Would Say
Aristotle, Socrates’ intellectual heir, famously believed in empiricism — observe the world, gather evidence, reason from facts. Modern AI users, by contrast, type vague requests, receive confident-sounding hallucinations, and publish them in the company newsletter. Scholars suggest the two approaches are “not identical.”
The London Angle
The University of London has announced a symposium in autumn titled From Athens to the API: A History of Making Things Explain Themselves. Tickets are £85. The event description was written by AI. Three classicists have already resigned from the panel. This is being described, officially, as “a scheduling conflict.”
Dr. Firth’s paper concludes that if Socrates were alive today, he would be phenomenally good at getting AI to do philosophy homework — and would almost certainly have been banned from several subreddits for asking too many questions. Catch more tech satire that punches up, not down, at Bohiney Magazine’s satirical tech desk.
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Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. He currently lives in Holloway, North London. Contact: [email protected]
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