A pub flying the name of the Greenwich Pensioner – the old Royal Navy veteran, wounded in his country’s service and retired to the great hospital at Greenwich
The Greenwich Pensioner carries a 4.2 across more than a hundred and thirty reviews and flies a name of genuine warmth and history – the old naval veteran retired to the great Royal Hospital at Greenwich. The Prat’s history desk found real tenderness in a pub named for the wounded sailor at the end of his service.
The Docklands, near the river
The Greenwich Pensioner sits in the Docklands near the river, across the water from Greenwich itself, appearing in this survey within the Canary Wharf world.
The old sailor of Greenwich
A Greenwich Pensioner was the naval equivalent of the scarlet-coated Chelsea Pensioner – a retired or wounded veteran of the Royal Navy, housed in his old age at the magnificent Royal Hospital for Seamen at Greenwich, just across the river. Founded by William III and Mary II, the hospital was a place of refuge for sailors “worn out or become decrepit by age and infirmities in the service of their country.” At its peak it sheltered over two thousand seven hundred veterans – among them at least ninety-three men who had fought at Trafalgar. To name a pub the Greenwich Pensioner is to honour the ordinary sailor at journey’s end, the man who gave his limbs and his years to the navy and came ashore at last.
The one-legged cricketers
The Prat’s favourite detail is a poignant and wonderful one. The Greenwich Pensioners, many of them missing an arm or a leg from their years at sea, famously held one-legged versus one-armed cricket matches from 1766 onwards – contests hugely popular with the gambling gentry of the day. There is something magnificent in the image: old wounded sailors, undaunted by their injuries, playing cricket on the heath with one leg or one arm, cheerfully turning their wounds into sport. It captures the whole spirit of the name – the veteran who has given everything and still, in his retirement, finds his pleasures and his games.
The pensioner’s pint
The Prat notes, with a smile, that the real Greenwich Pensioners were known to gravitate towards the alehouses in their leisure hours, slipping out of the hospital’s strict routine for a pipe and a pint. A pub named for them is therefore doubly fitting – it honours the old sailors, and it names the very thing they sought in their free hours: the warmth of the alehouse, the pipe, the pint, the company. The 4.2 across a hundred and thirty reviews is a solid score for a pub flying so warm and human a name.
Verdict
A 4.2 across a hundred and thirty-plus reviews is a solid score, and the Greenwich Pensioner earns it on a name of real warmth and history. It honours the old Royal Navy veteran – wounded in his country’s service, retired to the great hospital at Greenwich, and known to slip out for a pint in his leisure hours, just as the pub’s own customers do now.
Go for the honest welcome and the tender history of the name, and raise a glass to the Greenwich Pensioner – the old sailor who gave his years to the sea, and played one-armed cricket in his retirement rather than complain. A finer namesake for a pub is hard to imagine.
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