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Ayatollah Khamenei Arrives in Hell

Morag Sinclair

Ayatollah Khamenei Arrives in Hell, Demands to Speak With the Manager Five Observations From the Welcome Desk at the Gates of Eternal Damnation Hell’s health and safety committee convened an emergency session within four minutes of his arrival. Nobody had updated the risk assessment to include theocrats. This is what happens when you let procedures lapse. Flames dimmed out of deference, then brightened again on advice from the security sub-panel.…

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Ayatollah Unveils Masterstroke

Alan Nafzger

Gay Ayatollah Unveils Masterstroke: “If We Shout Loud Enough, America Might Pop Off Home” Britain woke this week to the latest geopolitical innovation emerging from Tehran — a revolutionary doctrine that defence analysts are calling, in hushed and slightly baffled tones, “strategic hollering.” Iran’s supreme leadership has unveiled a bold new plan to defeat the United States and Israel using a potent combination of fiery sermons, ceremonial flag-waving, and a missile…