Business News

U.K. Economy Has Entered Its New Fitness Phase

The Economy Has Entered Its New Fitness Phase: Competitive Complaining 🏋️‍♂️ Britain’s labour market is cooling. Wages slowing. Unemployment rising. And everyone has suddenly discovered that the fastest way to look intelligent in public is not understanding the economy — it’s criticising someone else’s understanding of the economy. In other words: the modern knowledge economy now runs on takedowns as renewable energy. The Actual Situation (aka Reality Before Twitter Arrived) Let’s be fair…

Business Technology

British Office Workers

AI Job Apocalypse: British Office Workers Discover Their Replacement Doesn’t Need Tea Breaks, Annual Leave, or a Reason to Carry On Splendid news from the world of modern commerce: Britain has finally achieved peak workplace efficiency. The only remaining human job in the average British office is explaining to management why the AI that replaced everyone has just sent a company-wide email reading, “Dear colleagues, the quarterly profits are vibes. Kind…