London Breaking News Breaks Into Light Jog, Stops for Tea London breaking news has announced it will continue breaking at a safe, sensible speed, just ahead of a brisk walk but well behind anything that might spill a drink. Editors confirmed that urgency in the capital now means someone somewhere raised an eyebrow with intent. (Source: BBC News London) At 9:14 this morning, several outlets reported “Developing Situation in North…
Banksy UK Reaction: Nation Responds “Yeah, Thought So,” Despite Never Thinking So Prat.uk Report: Britain has resolved its most cherished cultural mystery the same way it resolves everything — by pretending it was never a mystery in the first place, and then going for a biscuit. The biscuit, sources confirm, was a Digestive. Appropriately enough. A Nation Nods Knowingly at Itself Following Reuters’ landmark investigation identifying the elusive street artist Banksy as Robin…
London News Declares Itself Breaking, Even When Nothing Actually Happened London woke up today to discover that London news is still mostly about London, which experts say is a bold editorial strategy that has been working since 1785. Editors across the capital confirmed that if at least one pigeon looks suspicious in Trafalgar Square, it qualifies as a developing situation. Professor Lionel Briskett of the Institute for Advanced Obviousness says the…
