Education Governance News

Socialism Guarantees Free Education, Graduates Discover Nobody Is Hiring

Government celebrates record university enrolment while employers explain that collecting qualifications is not quite the same as creating economic opportunities LONDON – Britain’s theoretical socialist government has announced that higher education will be guaranteed to every citizen, ensuring the nation develops the world’s most highly qualified population of unemployed people. Under the Universal Academic Opportunity Programme, the government will expand university enrolment, subsidise additional qualifications and encourage citizens to stay…

Business Social Technology

British Employers Seek Entry-Level Workers

British Employers Seek Entry-Level Workers With Twelve Years’ Experience in Technology Invented Last Tuesday Britain’s new AI economy promises limitless opportunity for experienced specialists, existing employees, and graduates whose parents own software companies. LONDON — British employers have unveiled a revolutionary solution to the national skills shortage: refusing to employ anyone who still needs to acquire skills. The breakthrough follows new figures showing a labour market increasingly split between experienced…