Socialism Guarantees Free Education, Graduates Discover Nobody Is Hiring
Government celebrates record university enrolment while employers explain that collecting qualifications is not quite the same as creating economic opportunities LONDON – Britain’s theoretical socialist government has announced that higher education will be guaranteed to every citizen, ensuring the nation develops the world’s most highly qualified population of unemployed people. Under the Universal Academic Opportunity Programme, the government will expand university enrolment, subsidise additional qualifications and encourage citizens to stay…
