Tag: peer review

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AI Out-Writes Professors at Meaningless Research

Caitlin Moran

Universities Fear Technology Could Destroy the Ancient Academic Tradition of Spending Three Years Explaining Something Nobody Asked LONDON, ENGLAND – Britain’s academic establishment is confronting its greatest existential crisis since somebody suggested professors should occasionally explain their research in language understood by taxpayers. According to the Financial Times, academic publishers are battling a growing flood of low-quality research submissions, with artificial intelligence making it easier than ever to produce scholarly…

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AI Papers Nobody Wrote, Reviewed by Nobody, Read by Nobody

Yasmina Khan

Publishing Industry Discovers Its Business Model Works Perfectly Until Someone Starts Producing Research Faster Than Humans Can Ignore It LONDON, ENGLAND – The global academic publishing industry is confronting a serious economic crisis after artificial intelligence disrupted the delicate relationship between researchers desperate to publish, professors reluctant to review and journals charging substantial sums to distribute articles that virtually nobody intends to read. The Financial Times has examined the industry’s…

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London Dating Scene

Harper Thames

London Dating Scene Announces Every First Date Now Requires Character References Hinge’s New “Friend’s Take” Feature Arrives in Britain, Promptly Mistaken for a Parliamentary Vetting Committee LONDON. Britain’s dating scene has welcomed Hinge’s new “Friend’s Take” feature, allowing friends to add testimonials to dating profiles, because apparently uploading six carefully curated photographs of yourself holding a cocktail wasn’t evidence enough of basic humanity. London Singles Immediately Form Advisory Panels London singles immediately…