Science Proves Cheaters Are Perfectly Happy
Bottoms Up, Britain: Science Proves Cheaters Are Perfectly Happy and Couldn’t Give a Toss Right, settle down. Brace yourself with a builder’s tea and possibly a Bourbon biscuit, because academic science has just delivered the most unsurprising surprise since someone discovered the Jubilee Line is always delayed. Researchers have confirmed, with graphs and everything, that people who cheat on their partners via Ashley Madison feel absolutely brilliant about it. No guilt. No…