Government Declares War on Fat, Forgets the Plan
Cabinet Committee Appointed to Eat the Biscuits LONDON, England, 30 October 2026 (The London Prat) — The Labour government has announced a historic campaign to end England’s obesity epidemic, although MPs have discovered an oversight: nobody has said what success looks like, how anyone would measure it, or when any of it is supposed to start. It’s the boldest assault on a national problem since British Rail declared war on…