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Scientists Discover British Voters Will Defend Absolutely Anything Once They’ve Bought the Matching Political Shirt

Manchester City Supporters Provide Final Evidence That Britain’s Economic Future Depends on Whether the Person Explaining It Wears Red or Blue LONDON – British psychologists have confirmed that the country’s political debate increasingly resembles a football derby in which neither team understands the economic statistics but both are absolutely certain the referee is corrupt. The finding follows renewed interest in social identity theory, which suggests that people can form strong…

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Minimum Intelligence Required to Vote for ANY British Political Party

Scientists Discover Minimum Intelligence Required to Vote for Every British Political Party Laboratory Mouse Given Increasing Quantities of Human Brain Tissue Eventually Spoils Ballot, Moves to Spain and Refuses to Discuss Politics Over Dinner Cambridge Scientists Begin Historic Political Intelligence Experiment LONDON – British scientists have announced a breakthrough in political neuroscience after determining exactly how many functioning human brain cells are required before a laboratory mouse becomes dissatisfied with…