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Sarah Ferguson Lectures Six-Year-Old Eugenie

Alan Nafzger

Sarah Ferguson Lectures Six-Year-Old Eugenie About Making Terrible Life Choices, Apparently Forgetting She Married Prince Andrew Princess Eugenie’s childhood complaint about uncomfortable shoes exposes the greatest contradiction in royal parenting: a family with centuries of terrible decisions believes it is qualified to offer advice. LONDON — The British monarchy has survived wars, divorces, abdications, financial scandals and Prince Andrew. But according to a parenting anecdote HELLO! magazine revisited on 10…

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King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch

Alan Nafzger

King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch and a Warm Hug—But William Says Bring Your Own Tea This satirical piece responds to ongoing speculation about potential reconciliation between King Charles III and his younger son Prince Harry, following years of public tension after Harry and Meghan’s departure from royal duties, their explosive Oprah interview, Harry’s memoir Spare, and the Netflix documentary series. Recent reports suggest the King may be softening his stance, though Prince William reportedly remains…

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“Not My King” Losers!

Isla Campbell

Five Things the “Not My King” Crowd Accidentally Revealed About Themselves Losers, Freaks and Morons Oppose the Crown! The crowd chanting “Down with the Crown” appeared deeply committed to democracy, which explains why they gathered in a mob to shout slogans like medieval peasants who had just discovered megaphones. Republic, Britain’s largest anti-monarchy campaign group, has been organising such events since 1983 — which is, coincidentally, longer than most of…

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Royal Family News

Harriet Collins

This piece draws from actual January 2025 royal family news, including King Charles hosting a film premiere at Windsor Castle for his documentary “Finding Harmony,” declining public support for the monarchy among younger Britons, renewed calls for slavery reparations, and Princess Charlotte’s consistent hairstyle choices at public appearances. Royal Reportage circa January 30, 2026 In the great cradle of pomp and pleading—Britain’s royal circus—things are spinning faster than Prince Edward’s…