Marxist Golf Committee Demands Equal Birdies for All
Revolutionary golf plan would redistribute handicaps and nationalize the putting green WASHINGTON, D.C. – A Marxist golf committee has entered the controversy over President Donald Trump’s proposed renovation of East Potomac Golf Links, demanding an immediate suspension of improvements until the government can establish that no American will get better at golf than any other American. The committee’s intervention adds a revolutionary economic dimension to an already complicated debate involving…