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Tom Cruise: London Immigrants Dangerous

Hollywood Discovers Law and Order After Tom Cruise Loses a Watch There are turning points in history. The moon landing. The invention of pizza delivery tracking. And now, the moment Tom Cruise reportedly looked at his wrist in London and realized his Rolex had achieved independence. Witnesses say the watch did not simply get stolen. It experienced what urban planners call an unscheduled ownership transition. And just like that, one of Hollywood’s…

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Secret Service at Mar-a-Lago

Secret Service Mistakes Mar-a-Lago for “Wild West Paintball,” Ends Poor Sharpshooter’s Dream Fuel and Firearms at the Country Club? Secret Service Introduces New Mar-a-Lago Dress Code In the small hours of Sunday morning, whilst most of Palm Beach slept soundly beneath their thread-count-appropriate Egyptian cotton, US Secret Service agents and a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy fatally shot 21-year-old Austin Tucker Martin of North Carolina after he breached the secure perimeter of…