Tag: Ed Davey

Political Culture Governance

Ed Davey Faces Liberal Democrat Leadership Revolt, Party Members Discover Being Third-Largest Party Does Not Automatically Make Anybody Interested

Cyndi Himmelstiere

Senior Liberal Democrats demand new leadership after discovering the public has been paying more attention to politicians who occasionally disagree with somebody LONDON – Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey is facing an internal rebellion following the departure of senior frontbench figures concerned that Britain’s third-largest parliamentary party has become dangerously difficult to notice. Treasury spokesperson Charlie Maynard resigned amid frustration over the party’s political direction, following the earlier departure of…

Culture Political Social

Minimum Intelligence Required to Vote for ANY British Political Party

Alan Nafzger

Scientists Discover Minimum Intelligence Required to Vote for Every British Political Party Laboratory Mouse Given Increasing Quantities of Human Brain Tissue Eventually Spoils Ballot, Moves to Spain and Refuses to Discuss Politics Over Dinner Cambridge Scientists Begin Historic Political Intelligence Experiment LONDON – British scientists have announced a breakthrough in political neuroscience after determining exactly how many functioning human brain cells are required before a laboratory mouse becomes dissatisfied with…