London vs New York: A Scientific Comparison Conducted Entirely by People Who Refuse to Move The debate known as London vs New York is not about cities. It is about identity. Londoners and New Yorkers are not trying to be correct. They are trying to win an argument that started in a pub, migrated to a cab, and ended on the internet where nuance goes to die. London, represented by…
London Breaking News Breaks Into Light Jog, Stops for Tea London breaking news has announced it will continue breaking at a safe, sensible speed, just ahead of a brisk walk but well behind anything that might spill a drink. Editors confirmed that urgency in the capital now means someone somewhere raised an eyebrow with intent. (Source: BBC News London) At 9:14 this morning, several outlets reported “Developing Situation in North…
London News Declares Itself Breaking, Even When Nothing Actually Happened London woke up today to discover that London news is still mostly about London, which experts say is a bold editorial strategy that has been working since 1785. Editors across the capital confirmed that if at least one pigeon looks suspicious in Trafalgar Square, it qualifies as a developing situation. Professor Lionel Briskett of the Institute for Advanced Obviousness says the…
