Labour’s Utopia Collapses After Burnham Introduces the Calculator
Left Demands Four-Day Weeks; PM Reveals Division WESTMINSTER — Britain’s socialist revolution suffered an administrative setback when Prime Minister Andy Burnham placed a calculator on the Cabinet table and pressed the equals button. Cabinet Calculator Incident: Ministers Question the Device’s Politics Witnesses described an atmosphere of disbelief. One minister asked whether the device had been programmed by the Conservatives. Another demanded a public inquiry into its ideological background. A third…