AI Finally Learns to Read Human Thoughts, Advertisers Horrified to Discover 97% of Humanity Just Wants Everyone to Shut the Hell Up
Marketing executives discover the difference between what consumers genuinely want and what advertisers have spent seventy years telling them to want. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – The global advertising industry has entered a period of profound uncertainty following warnings that future artificial intelligence systems could interpret human thoughts, potentially exposing a catastrophic shortage of genuine consumer interest in advertising. Industry leaders met for six hours Wednesday at a downtown hotel, where the…
