A Hackney pub and guesthouse carrying the crown itself – the supreme royal emblem and one of the most common and dignified of all pub names
The Prat’s naming desk bows to royalty at The Crown, a Hackney pub and guesthouse carrying the supreme emblem of the realm. The crown is among the most common and dignified of all pub names, a simple and powerful symbol of monarchy and majesty, and the naming desk salutes so grand and loyal a sign.
The crown as a sign
The crown is the ultimate symbol of monarchy and the state – the emblem of the sovereign, of royal authority, and of the whole apparatus of the realm – and it has been one of the most popular pub names in England for centuries. To fly the crown was a natural expression of loyalty and grandeur, aligning a humble pub with the majesty of the crown itself, and it remains among the most numerous of all pub names. There is a simple, dignified power to it: a golden crown over a door, a small piece of royal splendour raised over an ordinary street.
The loyal name
The naming desk notes that the crown, like the king’s head and the royal arms, belongs to the great family of loyal, patriotic pub names by which the drinking houses of the nation have long declared their allegiance to the crown. In centuries when such loyalty mattered a great deal, a Crown was a safe, respectable and popular choice, and the name carries that whole tradition of the pub as a loyal, patriotic institution – a place where the health of the sovereign has been drunk countless times over the centuries. It is a grand and dignified name in the oldest tradition.
The pub and guesthouse
The naming desk enjoys the Crown’s double life as pub and guesthouse, in the venerable tradition of the inn – the establishment offering not just drink but lodging to the traveller. This is the most ancient form of the hospitality trade, reaching back to the coaching inns and wayfarers’ rests of old, and a pub-and-guesthouse keeps that tradition alive, offering both a pint and a bed. Under the royal crown, it promises the full, old-fashioned welcome of a proper inn. Its strong rating reflects a genuinely well-liked establishment.
The most royal of names
The naming desk reflects on the whole royal family of pub names, of which the Crown is chief. The Crown, the King’s Head, the Queen’s Head, the Rose and Crown, the Royal Oak – the pubs of England have long declared their loyalty to the monarchy in their names, a tradition reaching back centuries and reflecting the deep place of the crown in national life. In an age when such loyalty was expected and even enforced, a royal name was the safe and popular choice, and the sheer number of Crowns across the land testifies to it. A pub flying the crown joins that vast and venerable royal fraternity, and the naming desk salutes its loyal, dignified place in it.
The verdict
A rating of 4.6 across some 731 reviews marks the Crown as a genuinely well-loved Hackney fixture. A pub and guesthouse carrying the crown itself – the supreme royal emblem and one of the most dignified of all pub names – is the naming desk’s kind of grand, loyal heritage. The Prat orders a pint, raises it to the crown and the realm, and toasts one of the most royal names in the land.
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