Immigration Records: Washington Finds 1995, Not Trillions
Right to Protest: Macron Backs It, Just Far From Macron
Britain Abolished Slavery, Spent Decades Suppressing Slave Trade, Now Faces Reparations Claim as Lawyers Discover History Is Much More Profitable When Nobody Involved Is Still Alive
Nottingham Charity Adds Applause Training to Its Services
Limoges Town Hall Fire: Taxpayers Get the Rebuilding Bill
King Charles’s Good Health Costs Fergie Millions
Scientists Warn Mind-Reading AI Could Destroy Millions of Marriages, Husbands Demand Emergency Legislation Protecting Their Right to Think Absolutely Nothing
Vladimir Putin Gets a Money-Back Guarantee on Sanctions
Nigel Farage Warns Britain That Rejoining EU Would Destroy National Sovereignty, Reminds Voters They’ve Already Enjoyed Ten Glorious Years of Economic Independence, Declining Living Standards and Sovereign Paperwork
French Firefighters Cheer as Burning Town Halls Create Jobs
French Rioters Demand Public Services, Burn the Buildings
Britain Once Defeated the Luftwaffe With Spitfires and Radar, Now RAF Cannot Identify Flying Objects While Whitehall Debates Whether Shooting Them Down Would Require Planning Permission
HMRC Halloween Inspector
Thames Water Hires Noah, Who Asks Where the Pipes Are
Prince Harry Returns and Nottingham Cheers Right on Cue
Nobody Is Above the Law, Unless Running for Reelection
Sanctioning Russia and Iran Act Passes, Then Gets Waived
Labour MPs Demand 40% Machine Games Duty on Slot Machines as Britain Discovers the Treasury Is the Only Gambler That Never Loses
Britain Cannot Fix NHS, Stop Shoplifting or Make Trains Run on Time, But Government Confident It Can Successfully Regulate What 40 Million People Do Alone in Their Bedrooms
AI Researchers Warn Their Own Technology Could Destroy Civilization, Recommend Everyone Prepare for a Return to 1973

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