London Eye Insists It Is Not, Technically, A Ferris Wheel
London Eye Insists It Is Not, Technically, A Ferris Wheel | Operators maintain cantilevered observation wheel distinction with notable persistence
London Eye Insists It Is Not, Technically, A Ferris Wheel | Operators maintain cantilevered observation wheel distinction with notable persistence
Primo Bar Review: A Hotel Bar by Westminster Bridge | Far to the west of the survey’s core, a smart hotel bar near County Hall whose Italian name simply means ‘first’
Bermondsey Bar and Kitchen Review: The Neighbourhood on the Sign | On Bermondsey Street, a bar and kitchen that names itself simply after the neighbourhood it serves – and an honest look at a middling score
The Southbank Centre Members Lounge Review: The Top-Floor Lounge Bar of the Royal Festival Hall | A superb, beloved top-floor members lounge and bar atop the Royal Festival Hall on the South Bank, with good drinks, knockout Thames views and a warm welcome, one to watch
The Giraffe Review: The Cheerful World-Kitchen Restaurant and Bar of the South Bank | A superb, hugely beloved cheerful world-kitchen family restaurant and bar on the South Bank riverside, with good global food, good drinks and a warm welcome, a genuine crowd-pleasing gem
The Beany Green Review: The Cheerful Antipodean Cafe and Bar of the South Bank | A superb, beloved cheerful Antipodean cafe and bar on the South Bank, with good coffee, good brunch, good drinks and a warm welcome, a genuine gem of the riverside
The Queen Elizabeth Hall Roof Garden Review: The Leafy Rooftop Garden Bar of the South Bank | A superb, beloved leafy rooftop garden bar atop the Queen Elizabeth Hall at the Southbank Centre, with good drinks, abundant greenery, fine river views and a warm welcome, one to watch
The Skylon Review: The Glamorous Riverside Restaurant and Bar of the Royal Festival Hall | A superb, hugely popular glamorous Modern British restaurant, cocktail and wine bar atop the Royal Festival Hall on the South Bank, with superb Thames views, a fine bar and a storied Festival of Britain name
The La Gamba Review: The Fine Galician Wine and Tapas Bar of the South Bank | A superb, hugely popular Galician wine and tapas bar and restaurant on the South Bank at the Southbank Centre, with fine tapas, fine wines, a fine Spanish name and a warm welcome
London Dungeon Confirms Actors Chase You Through History You Paid For | Interactive horror attraction blends genuine plague history with jump scares
Shrek’s Adventure Confirmed To Exist, Full Stop | 4D swamp bus ride operates on South Bank within sight of actual Parliament
Southbank Members’ Lounge Review: A Room You Have to Join | Thirty-four reviews, a 4.4, and the last quiet room on the South Bank, available to anybody willing to pay a subscription
London Dungeon Confirms History Delivered At Genuine Jump-Scare Velocity | South Bank attraction pairs plague-era fact with theatrical fright at every turn
Festival Bar Review: One Review, on the Site of the Festival | It sits on the ground where Britain tried to cheer itself up in 1951. One person has written about it.
Sea Life Aquarium Sharks Confirmed Least Bureaucratic County Hall Tenants | Marine predators occupy former council chamber with notably fewer meetings
Sea Life Aquarium Gift Shop Octopus Plush Outsells Actual Knowledge | Cuddly toy sales reportedly exceed genuine visitor understanding of octopus biology
QEH Roof Garden Review: A Wildflower Meadow on a Brutalist Roof | Fifty-two people have reviewed a garden on top of a concrete concert hall, which is fifty-two more than have noticed it exists
London Eye Pod Confirms It Has Seen Better Proposals | Operators log record number of engagement attempts inside single rotating capsule
BFI Review: Most of British Film Has Been Lost | Nitrate stock burned and decomposed, and something in the region of three-quarters of all silent films no longer exist
Shrek’s Adventure Bus Ride Confirmed To Exist Near Actual Parliament | Animated swamp-themed attraction operates within sight of genuine government
BFI Balcony Review: The Balcony Is Named After a Beam | It comes from the Italian for scaffold, and it is doing structural work that most people never think about
Auberge Review: A 3.8, and the Word Means a Place With Beds | An auberge is an inn, which meant lodging, and it is the same legal category we found in four other districts
Charlies Corner Review: No Rating At All, and That Is How South Bank Ends | Eighty-three articles in this district, and it finishes with a venue the system does not know exists
MAM Review: A 3.8, and It Is the Riverside Tax | Two hundred and thirty-nine people, and most of them had already walked eleven thousand steps before they sat down
Pegasus Review: He Was Born From the Neck of a Severed Head | Perseus cut off Medusa’s head, and the winged horse came out of the wound, and that is the actual myth
Central Bar Review: A 2.9, and Nine People Decided It | Nine reviews is not a number, and the building it is in was the only good thing to come out of a bombed site
Big Belly Bar and Comedy Club London | London’s Most-Reviewed Comedy Venue Has 5,677 Opinions and All of Them Are Right
Hippo Review: The Hippopotamus Is the River Horse and It Is Not a Horse | Its closest living relatives are whales, it kills more people than lions, and it sweats a red antibiotic
River Bar Review: A 3.0 From Three People, and the Building Is Free | Three reviews decide nothing, and the concrete around it is the most generous building on the South Bank