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Paris Shopkeeper Supports Revolution

Alan Nafzger

Paris Shopkeeper Supports Revolution Until It Reaches Her Shop Activist, 19, Says Destroying Tax Base Will Expand Services PARIS — A shopkeeper who spent years demanding the overthrow of capitalism requested a limited geographical exemption yesterday after discovering that capitalism included her shop. The request was declined, as nobody had brought a map. Standing beneath a smoking awning, boutique owner Colette Marchand appealed to a crowd of student demonstrators to…

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French Far-Left Discovers Broken Schools Are Excellent Recruiting Centres for Revolution, Announces Immigrant Students Will Get Better Classrooms Immediately After the Economy Is Nationalised

Morag Sinclair

Marxist Political Strategy Transforms School Maintenance Dispute Into Nationwide Referendum on Who Gets to Own France PARIS, FRANCE – France’s revolutionary left has discovered that the country’s deteriorating schools offer an extraordinary political opportunity: thousands of young people already assembled in government buildings, furious at the authorities, and too young to remember how previous socialist economic experiments turned out. The discovery has delighted political strategists who spent decades trying to…

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Marxist Attends Dinner Party to Explain Dialectical Materialism, Discovers Nobody Wants to Discuss the Revolution Until Someone Volunteers to Wash the Dishes

Aishwarya Rao

Socialist intellectual demands abolition of private property, then refuses to share responsibility for cleaning the kitchen. ISLINGTON, LONDON – A dinner party descended into ideological warfare Thursday evening when a university lecturer spent four hours explaining why capitalism must be abolished before announcing that washing dishes was an unacceptable exploitation of his intellectual labour. Dr Sebastian Trotsky-Smythe, a Marxist philosopher specialising in revolutionary theory, reportedly arrived carrying three books by…