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King Charles Valet Scandal

Mei Lin Chen

King Charles Valet Scandal Forces Palace To Redeploy Prince Andrew As Emergency Distraction As Charles Spencer’s memoir reopens a decades old royal scandal, Buckingham Palace goes looking for its old friend Prince Andrew Buckingham Palace communications officials were reportedly staring thoughtfully at old photographs of Prince Andrew this week after Princess Diana’s brother revived an extraordinary decades old allegation concerning King Charles and a royal valet, leaving Britain’s monarchy facing…

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If You See Andrew, Scurry…

Alan Nafzger

Royal Family Introduces New Protocol: If You See Andrew, Scurry Indoors Immediately A Calm, Dignified Response to an Extremely Specific Problem Context: This satirical piece responds to recent events surrounding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s eviction from Royal Lodge and his relocation to the Sandringham estate. After new Jeffrey Epstein-related documents emerged, King Charles stripped his brother of his royal titles in October 2025. The former prince recently moved from his Windsor residence under cover of darkness,…

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William and Kate Preparing Radical Reform

Asha Mwangi

Sources Inside Buckingham Palace… LONDON — The British monarchy, an institution that has survived plagues, wars, revolutions, and the invention of Crocs, now faces its greatest threat yet: Prince William and Princess Kate reportedly plan to run it like it is the 21st century. According to sources inside Buckingham Palace who spoke on condition of anonymity because they are still emotionally processing the concept of electricity, the future king and queen are quietly developing what…